river tam

From here to the eyes and the ears of the 'Verse.

I've censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet--a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit: http://americancensorship.org/posts/43179/uncensor

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Uncensor This


"No one's ever really ready for Paranoid Park."

Just watched Gus Van Sant’s Paranoid Park. It was basically the equivalent of the film I would make if I poorly tried to emulate Tarantino’s sequencing, asked one of my sixteen-year-old brother’s friends to be in a movie, and compensated for the lack of story and development with lengthy shots of the main character walking and YouTube skate videos.

Tumblr is not for legit issues

From someone I have decided to unfollow:

In relation to a pic and quote from a tv show that used the word 'slutty': “ZOMG, DON’T SLUT-SHAME, GUYS! THIS IS WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD.”


The next page over on a post about Barbie: “I remember this one, I think we made her a slut like all my other Barbies.”


If you are going to rant at length on an issue, just try to be consistent from one page to the next. If you don’t like a word, don’t use it because you think it’s funny in the context you’re using it in.
sad llama

And I’m apparently living the sequel to Hotel Hell tonight.

Things that are not, personally, my fault: what someone else has told you. I cannot confirm or deny what someone else told you, considering that I am not them and I was not here for that conversation. Yeah, it kind of sucks (but not to the level you are making it out to be) but acting like I’m a liar is not going to get you very far.

Things that are entirely your fault: the fact that you seem to be wearing enough perfume to kill a small creature
. Oh, maybe that’s how you came to be sporting that tacky fur.



Tonight is a night of hotel hell.

Thank goodness bands are not our norm guests. These guys are asshats. Sorry that someone on your end fucked up your reservations. That is not my fault. If I have six rooms held under a single name, I don't just magically know which person has which room.